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In an unexpected turn of events that has left both the police and public blushing, VUSH, Australia’s leading pleasure products company, has found itself the target of three daring heists over the past few months. The culprits? Clearly, a group with an insatiable desire for top-tier pleasure products and adult toys. A true crime of passion!
The total value of the stolen goods? A jaw-dropping $120,000, proving that VUSH’s products are so “hot” that thieves simply couldn’t wait to get their hands on them. Close to 2500 adult toys and VUSH vibrators were stolen the first time around, clearly their overflowing sex toy wardrobe wasn’t enough for them, they came back two more times for even more fun.
From the iconic Empress 2 and Orb to the ever-popular Connection Cards and an array of lubricants, it seems like the thieves have been shopping with exquisite taste. While VUSH prides itself on putting smiles on faces worldwide, this latest string of robberies might result in quite a few unexpected grins around Melbourne- just in time for World Orgasm Day on Wednesday!
“It’s flattering to know our products are in such high demand,” said Liana Lorenzato, General Manager at VUSH. “But we’d prefer customers to go through the proper channels and, you know, actually experience our wide range onsite and pay for them- they get to view our new range of pleasure products for all bodies and stages of life.”
Local authorities have released surveillance footage in hopes of tracking down the pleasure-seeking pilferers.
With three robberies in as many months, VUSH’s team has been working closely with the police to enhance security measures. Yet, the question on everyone’s lips is: who are these cheeky culprits, and what are they planning to do with such a large stash of pleasure products? A block party, perhaps? An underground pleasure club? The possibilities are as endless as VUSH’s diverse and expanded product line.
In the meantime, VUSH encourages its customers to stay vigilant and report any suspicious activity. And remember, if you spot someone with an unusually large stockpile of premium pleasure products, it might just be time to call the authorities. “Who knew there was a market for second-hand vibrators! Perhaps we should also look into this as a new channel… we didn’t know people were into gumtree adult toys!”
**Disclaimer**: While we strive to find humour in even the most unexpected situations, VUSH remains committed to working with law enforcement to ensure justice is served and our customers’ safety and security are maintained.
As the hunt for the “Pleasure Pirates” continues, one thing is certain: there will be plenty of smiles around Melbourne, even if some of them are a little more mischievous than usual.
To purchase your very own in demand VUSH products visit au.vushstimulation.com
Media Contacts:Name: Liana LorenzatoCompany: VushEmail: [email protected]Phone: 0410407405Share:FacebookPinLinkedInEmailTweet
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